Bet you’re looking for a link to the oral history of beer right now.
Well, don’t. This is a blog, and as such, I shall be recounting the oral history of beer in verdana, or whatever script this is.
That is because when the oral history of beer was first created, they had no alphabet with which to write it down. Thus it was an oral history.
We have an alphabet, so I’m going to write this down.
This is a simplified version.
The Sumerians, who lived in Mesopotamia (modern Iraq) in the 4th and 3rd centuries B.C., baked bread called Bappir.