Top 10 Worst Things Overheard on St. Patrick’s Day
I was astounded to overhear these things in only two different bars last night. I won’t name the bars, for fear it would damage their reputation that such smart and attentive people are patrons.
Top 10 Worst Things Overheard on St. Patrick’s Day
- Hey, does that green beer taste like mint? (Not the best pickup line ever dude)
- How do you think they turn the beer green? (Well, see, this here is the magical work of Leprechauns)
- Do they brew it green like that? (Why yes, it’s brewed from green grains)
- I believe St. Patrick brewed the first green beer. (Yes, he must have, otherwise why would we drink it?)
- This is weird, this [green] beer tastes just like PBR. (Well, that’s just wrong, it’s obviously Bud Light)
- The non sequitur – The beer is green, because there are no snakes in Ireland. (No need for a comment)
- Kiss me…I’m not really Irish, but I love the Irish. (He then proceeded to hold up a green beer as some kind of evidence of his love for the Irish)
- The only time of year I ever drink green beer is on St. Patrick’s Day. (Really?)
- Is this [green] beer imported from Ireland like Guinness is? (No, this special beer comes all the way from St. Louis)
- I’m a Bud Light man, I don’t really like the taste of green beer. (Um, excuse me sir, that green beer you’re holding is Bud Light with tasteless, odorless food coloring in it)
Prost,
GG
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